James’ Guide To Movies

James has awful taste in movies and/or TV. Really bad taste. He is proud to talk about it, but he shouldn’t be. Here are some of the movies he has talked about. The rating system is based on crumpets since James is Britsh in origin. 12 crumpets are worth checking out anyway, and 1 crumpet is just a sad ode to the Queen.

Here Are The Movies In Order Of Worst To Best:

Little Mermaid (2016) Rosie Mac – negative 10 weeks worth of crumpets….

Sisters (2015) Tina Fey, Amy Poehler – negative three crumpets

The House (2017) Will Ferrell, Amy Poehler – negative three crumpets

Game Over, Man! (2018)  Adam Devine, Anders Holm – A Smidge Of A Crumpet

Ernest Goes To Africa (1997) Jim Varney – A Smidge Of A Crumpet

Men In Black III (2012) Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Josh Brolin – A Nibble Of A Crumpet

The Emoji Movie (2017) TJ Miller, Patrick Stewart – Three-Quarters Of A Crumpet

Girl’s Trip (2017) Regina Hall, Queen Latifah – 1 Crumpet

The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) Gene Hackman, Anjelica Houston, Ben Stiller – 1 Crumpet

Good Burger (1997)  Kel Mitchell, Kenan Thompson, Sinbad – 2 Crumpets

Kong: Skull Island (2017) Tom Hiddleston, Samuel L. Jackson – 3 Crumpets

The Green Inferno (2013)  Lorenza Izzo – 3 Crumpets

CoCo (2017)  Anthony Gonzalez, Gael García Bernal – 4 Crumpets

Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)  Jim Varney – 4 Crumpets

That’s My Boy (2012) Adam Sandler, Andy Sanberg – 4 Crumpets

A Monster Calls (2016) Sigourney Weaver, Liam Neeson – 5 Crumpets

Black Panther (2018) Chadwick Boseman, Michael B. Jordan – 5 Crumpets

The Simpsons Movie (2007) Dan Castellaneta – 6 Crumpets

Transformers The Last Knight (2017) Mark Wahlberg, Anthony Hopkins – 6 Crumpets

Drillbit Taylor (2008) Owen Wilson, Josh Peck – 7 Crumpets

Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond – Featuring a Very Special, Contractually Obligated Mention of Tony Clifton (2017) Jim Carrey – 7 Crumpets

Get Hard (2015) Will Ferrell, Kevin Hart – 7 Crumpets

Trollhunter (2010)  Otto Jespersen, Robert Stoltenberg – 7 Crumpets

Tusk (2014) Justin Long, Michael Parks – 7 Crumpets

Annie (1982) Aileen Quinn, Albert Finney – 8 Crumpets

Harry And The Hendersons (1987)  John Lithgow, Melinda Dillon – 8 Crumpets

Krampus (2015) Adam Scott, Toni Collette – 8 Crumpets

Sandy Wexler (2017) Adam Sandler, Jennifer Hudson – 8 Crumpets

The Day After Tomorrow (2004)  Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal – 8 Crumpets

The Princess Bride (1987) Cary Elwes, Mandy Patinkin – 8 Crumpets

21 (2008) Jim Sturgess, Kate Bosworth – 9 Crumpets

Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie (2017) Kevin Hart, Thomas Middleditch – 9 Crumpets

Donnie Darko (2001) Jake Gyllenhaal – 9 Crumpets

The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected) (2017) Adam Sandler, Dustin Hoffman, Ben Stiller – 9 Crumpets

The Rugrats Movie (1998) Elizabeth Daily, Christine Cavanaugh – 9 Crumpets

The Other Guys (2010) Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg – 9 Crumpets

The Polka King (2017) Jack Black, Jenny Slate – 9 Crumpets

Captain America: Civil War (2016) –  Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr. – 10 Crumpets

The Muppets (2011) Amy Adams, Jason Segel – 10 Crumpets

Muppet Treasure Island (1996) Tim Curry, Billy Connolly – 11 Crumpets

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)  Chris HemsworthTom Hiddleston – 50 Crumpets

Star Wars A New Hope (1977) Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford – 8 Bijillion

 

 

 

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